Paris Hilton for President

I love fall. I love fall almost as much as I love election years. This year with the Democrats leading the nation in both local and national political positions. I revel in this simple fact: that the Republicans and the era of reagonomics may actually come to an end. How great a nation we could be with a group of young open minded political revolutionists at work on new and vital legislation? What kind of Nation we could become if science was introduced back into public education? A country where math and innovative technologies were taught in school instead of prayer, Darwin hating, and baby making.

I am so impressed with "the McCain campaign of failure" that I almost want to be the only person that does vote for him. How sad is the republican party that the only strong candidate they can produce resembles father time, is a complete technotard, and still lives with his mother. I mean really do we need another leader who just got his first passport at age 89? The man cannot email for Christ's sake and he is going to be a potential world leader i. How will he correspond with Putin and the new world order of Russia and the EU? WTF? As you know there are a group of wrinkly old white men sitting around orchestrating this disaster and who decides these issues for the GOP and they honestly couldn't find one honest regular guy to run? Maybe someone who might be intelligent enough to see the big picture have a better understanding on some major domestil issues that require thinking about something other than soup at 10 am. McCain is a joke. For the GOP's credit he truly is the most morally sound guy they can drum up he isn't like the rest of that lot he isn't into young boys, prostitutes, Mormonism, Scientology, interns, cocaine, embezzlement, outing CIA operatives, kiddie porn, or donkey shows. I mean the only interest he shares with Bush is a failing approval rating and an undying admiration for armadillo's. Possibly amazingly awkward hugs and exits.

As I watch the count down to the election in November I bask in the light of change and enjoy watching McCain piss off the Hilton family and it s campaign contributions that will cease to exist after his last attempt at sabotaging Senator Obama. "Grasping at straws" should be his campaign slogan. I am happy to post this wonderful video of Paris Hilton running for president what a dumb move on the part of the McCain campaign. He needs to get that swollen gland taken care of soon because if this is what he wanted to be remembered for we can promptly file him and his sad display of politics in the failed republican career file featuring soem real gems like David Duke, Ross Perot, and lets not forget Bob Dole another treasure nugget in the Pandora's box of the GOP.
Apparantly, the only dirt the Mccain campaign can produce on Obama is that he eats Arugula.

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