I swallowed a golf ball
I know you didn’t think I could do it all
I did it and I swallowed it all the whole thing
it sat in my chest for a year or two
Just like I knew it would do
then it fell a bit lower
I thought it would get stuck and just call it a day
but then it found another place to stay
it sat in my belly even when I ate jelly and jam sandwiches
even after I threw fits
there it sat growing fat
that’s when it got angry and mean
so flashlight in hand Dr
he lassoed it up and tied it around and cauterized it
so then when I awoke
he laughed and made jokes "that was the biggest golf ball Ive seen so far!"
I swallowed a golf ball...its not very silly at all...
Icky little golf ball....
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